chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

my roommate said she’d be home three hours ago

dont know if i should be worried or eat her ice cream

its delicious 

(Source: pudding-skin)

eridone:

why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you

rnilkbreath:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

(Source: buttermilkqueen)

puncheschildren666:

saintbuddha:

*blows you a kiss*

*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA

(Source: dogscape)

susiron:

firehouselight:

blah-blahs:

doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings

BRILLIANT

Did we just discover how to paint with all the colors of the wind?

omG

(Source: kurdtt-smells-like-teen-spirit)

perchu:

perchu:

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

c-0-ld:

ioncedreamed:

windspray:

glorifies:

dysphorism:

bubblevortex:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it

we can get a little alt of ctrl

shift your way over to me now

back the space between us

and enter me

(Source: samuraimofo)

c-0-ld:

ioncedreamed:

windspray:

glorifies:

dysphorism:

bubblevortex:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it

we can get a little alt of ctrl

shift your way over to me now

back the space between us

and enter me

(Source: samuraimofo)

bootycaller:

reblog as link??

what if i want to reblog as zelda????

(Source: idiotshitbaby)

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

boy girl convos

charman-ders:

*uses fire stone to evolve into a hot person*

(Source: impmon)

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense