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Thousand Steps and Stars
macklemorebrony:

i played this and i laughed so hard i hurt myself
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macklemorebrony:

i played this and i laughed so hard i hurt myself

sincerelyxaj:

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

accurate as fuck


or when a white person can’t take responsibility for their shit and instead they start whining or throwing a tantrum or crying

sincerelyxaj:

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

accurate as fuck

or when a white person can’t take responsibility for their shit and instead they start whining or throwing a tantrum or crying

babygaynormative:

there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.

(Source: bifury)

mywaytoburn:

bloomberrypancakes:

guccipoop:

when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

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Is that a gay porn gif?

no it’s when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

aatroxop:

hollyjollyespeon:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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historyofrobots:

philthytiger:

holy fuck i laughed way too hard at this

this makes me so damn happy
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historyofrobots:

philthytiger:

holy fuck i laughed way too hard at this

this makes me so damn happy

(Source: pleatedjeans)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.
YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.
STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)
STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 
STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)
STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 
STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 
STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 
STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.
STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 
STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 
STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 

STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 


STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 

STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 

STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 

STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 

STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam
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abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

(Source: pleatedjeans)

sonoci:

miss-mioda:

tHIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSEL F

no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:
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sonoci:

miss-mioda:

tHIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSEL F

no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:

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(Source: shamwowswag666)

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad
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no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

lurkerviolin:

theravennerd:

iandsharman:

The difference between nerds and geeks.

That’s it.  I found it.  The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference.

There it is. It has been said.

lurkerviolin:

theravennerd:

iandsharman:

The difference between nerds and geeks.

That’s it.  I found it.  The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference.

There it is. It has been said.

So…My Friend Proposed to Drusilla on Sunday…

craniumhurricane:

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salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

(Source: saladmanders)

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

(Source: saladmanders)