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Thousand Steps and Stars

If White Characters Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature

thisisnotjapan:

fucknofetishization:

You need to read this.

1. He looked at her longingly, as he imagined her exotic, mashed potato skin laying gently against his.

2. She took off his shirt, his skin glistening in the sun like a glazed doughnut. The glaze part, not the doughnut part.

3. His eyes looked like eyes because they were eye-shaped, not almonds.

4. Mr. Darcy soon drew the attention of the room by his fine, tall-person, handsome features, and his crust of a Shepherd’s pie complexion.

5. “What’s your name?” he asked. “Mary,” she replied as the strap of her dress slipped off her marzipan shoulder.

6. She didn’t know it yet but the girl of her dreams had just walked in. Her eyes were radiant and her skin glowed with mozzarella undertones.

7. She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta.

8. His body had the color and shape of raw ground beef.

9. He traced his fingers along her supple, cauliflower skin.

10. She stepped out of the car and and was delighted by the cool summer breeze that brushed against her legs. She had been sitting in the sun earlier and welcomed the relief of this fresh air on her mayonnaise legs.

11. She had brown, wiry hair and skin that can only be described as the color of the inside of an apple. The mushy ones not the cool, crisp ones.

12. She dove into the ocean, the blue waves enveloping her tapioca skin.

13. She was transfixed by the gleam of his uncooked chicken breast skin. So raw, so lumpy.

14. His bones were as brittle as a vanilla wafer.

15. Her beauty was indescribable, which means she’s white.

16. For the first time in his life, he found himself imagining a future together with someone. He was embarrassed to tell her this but he had never really been in love with the women he had dated. “Well who would play me in this rom-com of your life?” she teasingly inquired. “You have such beautiful olive skin,” he crooned, “so you can be a person of color or racially ambiguous in the book but definitely a white woman in the movie.”

(Source: jessehimself)

acreamearedsweeper:

If someone ever tells you to change your clothes because they are too revealing

Take them off

Take off your skin

Grow over 50 meters tall

Kick a wall in

Become a grim reminder to humanity

canary-chan:

You people aint fuckin around.

three-hunna:

Tragic…

three-hunna:

Tragic…

(Source: three-hunna)

mrbutts:

somethingday:

Bendytoots
By Hannah Krieger
From Camodad

You can’t argue with the Toots.

I was trying to show this to somebody and I couldn’t find it, but now it’s back.

349,609 plays

ihatebikeshorts:

princeyuya:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DID TTHEY SERIOUSLY JUST DO THIS IN YUGIOH

I LITERALLY JSUT TOOK THIS FROM YUGIOH

THIS IS UNEDITTED

THIS IS RAW YUGIOH DUBBED GOODNESS OF EPISDOE

#is this nickleback

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

(Source: battlestarrgalactica)

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darwink:

ackerman-relatable:

theyuseifan:

kanjivevo:

STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS VIDEO

WATCH IT RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NOT REGRET ONE SECOND

IM FUCKING CRYING HELP ME

BEST ARTHUR EPISODE

(Source: shadowofthelabyrinth)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

dekutree:

wheelcher2:

the white guy is killin me

"hmm..yes..ho….mhm"

(Source: northgang)

2,118,631 plays

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

(Source: rogers-and-stark)

pearlgirl710:

onslaught14:

thehomestucksrcoming:

onslaught14:

ludmeister:

onslaught14:

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tumblr are you fucking serious

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JESUS CHRIST

kyle I think it’s time to stop

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You just try and fucking stop me.

PREACHY

(Source: koldspaghetti)

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
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minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

(Source: shirahoshis)