if humans are 78% water

does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus

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occupythetardis:

Are you ever just like

　

holmestucked:

do u ever have friend crushes where someones ur friend and u just love them alot platonically 

 

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theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

repeatedly smashing the button will make battles and dialogue go faster

screaming while you shoot zombies that suddenly jump out at you increases accuracy by 35%.

yell ow when your character gets hit, because that really fucking hurt

ignoring battle strategies and hammering the fuck out of your enemies in-between healing will help you win quicker

leaning over and rotating the controller will help you turn sharper when you’re driving.

Threatening your devices will make them listen to you the next round.

What ingredients does it take to make you?

Kat is made of loyalty, Trance, and dullness. With a dash of cuddles.

Mig is made of cherries, leopards, and automobiles. With a dash of Ghibli.

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When I absolutely hate the outcome of a drawing. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

sharpasakunaike:

dick-flips:

rupertgayves:

better go off to sleep

and by sleep i mean read fanfiction

my life me

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fuckyeahillustrativeart:

Georgios Dimitriou

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me